2011 (exact date unknown)
Cinnamon Productions
Porn, Historical, Comedy, Romance
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C-
Needless to say, when I reviewed the book (http://rereadingeverybookiown.blogspot.com/2012/07/graduate.html), I did not imagine that three years later I would be giving a porn parody of it the exact same grade. The flaws are very different, but let me first talk about what I like. The movie is easily the funniest of the three Anthony Rosano parodies I own, much of the humor coming out of juxtaposition, whether the '60s look with a more modern sensibility, or the way that lines from the original movie appear in a hypersexual context. (Mrs. Robinson still denies she's seducing Ben even as she gives him a blowjob!) There's a cheesy montage of Ben and Elaine falling in love, paired with heavy-handedly suggestive visuals and no dialogue, and then later they claim to have exchanged important personal information during "the montage." Also, the music is great, not just the instrumentals but the Simon & Garfunkel satires. ("A Hazy Shade of Winter" somehow becomes scolding of Ben for not washing his fingers.)
The three leads are well cast, not just Rosano as nervous Benjamin Bradcock (ha ha) and India Summer as posh Mrs. Robinson (although the movie gets very lampshady when she says she's "twice his age"), but also Raven Alexis as a generally serious Elaine. Both fathers/husbands (James Bartholet and Herschel Savage), although their hair is grayed up in a distractingly fake way, do well with their roles. Ron Jeremy, as Mr. Braverman/ Bus Driver, has a funny bit about "plastic novelties." Rod Fontana (Skinner of Sex Files) has a good scene as the Night Clerk playing deadpanly off of Rosano, but I could've completely done without the return of Evan Stone, here playing a creepy Bouncer.Which brings me to what I don't like about the movie, which is, as with other porn parodies, unfortunately most of the sex. (I thought at one point I might wind up a porn addict, but I was apparently buying porn for the wrong reasons.) The sex here is mostly BDSM, which is definitely not my cup of tea, although at least it's not overly violent here. I suppose it could be said that it's used to reveal Mrs. Robinson's character, that she's a bitch who secretly wants to be dominated, but then why do we also get Stone bullying the poor stripper? As for the more vanilla scenes, the threesome earlier on isn't bad, but we don't find out until after the fact that the man is Elaine's cheating boyfriend. (Lexi Belle, who was Sam's friend in the Who's the Boss parody, is one of the two baby-voiced coeds.) The Ben and Elaine scene is the only sex I actually liked, especially since it pays off in a surreal moment when her boyfriend shows up and she claims Ben is just an old friend of the family, when it is extremely obvious they've just had sex.
In fact, quite a bit of the movie is surreal, to the point that I was half seriously considering using a "fantasy" tag. Characters can suddenly arrive at lightning speed, like they've been Scott-Pilgrimized. And for no reason at all, both sets of parents show up on the bus when Ben & Elaine run away. They're not angry, they're actually quite cheerful, like this is all some Candid Camera stunt. It makes plot holes like Mrs. Robinson's consequence-less seduction of Ben's mother after he falls for Elaine perhaps not matter. Maybe this whole thing is just meant to be a drug trip, since there are scenes of drug use at the frat house (Delta Kappa Smegma, hee hee) of the boyfriend (Parker Cameron Stevenson, ho ho). Or maybe the source material (both book and movie) never made much sense to begin with.
