How to Stuff a Wild Bikini
July 14, 1965
AIP
Comedy, Musical, Fantasy
DVD
B-
While Frankie was trying to break into the mainstream with
I'll Take Sweden, the Beach Party series soldiered on. And so Frankie is again reduced to a cameo, if a bigger one than in
Pajama Party. Unfortunately, Dwayne Hickman (as "Rick") isn't as natural a replacement as Tommy Kirk was, and Annette being in the second trimester of her pregnancy didn't help matters. It is fun to read a subtext into the movie, that Frankie knocked Dee Dee up before joining the Navy, and no one has noticed yet. That makes about as much sense as what we see on the surface, that she decides to lose her virginity to Rick when she finds out that Frankie has a native girl (Irene Tsu) he's "making love with," as the (nameless) girl puts it. In fact, both Rick and the native girl anticipate Stephen Stills by five years when they suggest "If you can't be with the boy/girl you love, love the one you're with." Although Frankie returns in the end for a nice reunion with Dee Dee, it's kind of sad that the closest they get to a duet is a split-screen song they share with their new sweeties. (And when Dwayne and Annette walk along the process-screen beach, it looks faker than ever. You can see Dee Dee walking in place before Rick shows up!)
John Ashley is back as Johnny, but even with a guitar, he's not given much to do. For a moment, it seems like Jody McCrea is going to repeat his
Beach Blanket Bingo role of falling for a mythical creature (this time Beverly Adams as the conjured-up Cassandra, the stuffing of the title), but she instead clicks with Von Zipper. And the Kingsmen, of "Louie Louie" infamy, continue the trend of making me miss Dick Dale and the Del-tones, with what must be one of the worst drummers of the '60s.
Still, if you're going to watch this movie, it's likely going to be for the music, because nearly everyone sings. In
Bingo, Von Zipper and his Rat Pack sang "Follow Your Leader," and here they get two songs: a revamped version of "Follow Your Leader" (when adman Mickey Rooney remakes Von Zipper into Brian Donlevy's image, don't ask) and "The Boy Next Door." (Jerry Brutsche, Allen Fife, Bob Harvey, John Macchia, Alberta Nelson, Myrna Ross, and as always Andy "J.D." Romano are all back.) The admen sing "Madison Avenue," one of the weak attempts at cutting satire. (At least we're spared the psychiatrist singing.) The beach girls sing "How About Us" and back up Annette on "The Perfect Boy" (the one that the Medveds found outrageous for lines about Euripides and Hercules, as if that's the strangest thing Guy Hemric has come up with). The boys on the beach sing another of those AIP Songs Inspired by Unrelated Dialogue, this time "Healthy Girl." And the whole beach crowd sings not only "After the Party," but the title tune. (Not during the opening credits though. That's when we get to see Art Clokey animation!)
OK, you might be watching for that animation. Or you can watch the movie for some more weird subtext, like the moment when Mickey Rooney flicks a girl's breast on the way to chucking her under her chin. (It's not even one of the tall girls!) Or you can spot the three "gay" jokes: the bookworm who says he "thertainly" has not noticed Cassandra, the tiger "who only likes boys" (why didn't they just say it was man-eating? or would that be worse?), and a man calling his offscreen brother a sissy and making a Mr.-Roper-like limp wrist. (
Bingo did it better, with Paul Lynde telling Von Zipper to save him the next dance, and Von Zipper replying, "OK, but I lead.")
This is the last official movie in the series, although there are several borderline entries still to come, including the one promoted in the closing credits here,
Sgt. Deadhead. With Frankie trying to move on, and Annette starting a family, there would be no more of them as a beach couple, until the sort of sequel,
Back to the Beach (1987).
The returning Beach Party crowd includes Ray Atkinson, Patti Chandler, Ron Dayton, Mickey Dora, Johnny Fain, Luree Nicholson Holmes, Mary Hughes, Mike Nader (not as big a role as in
Bingo, but he does get to neck with two girls simultaneously), Stephanie Nader, Salli Sachse, and Ned Wynn. Newcomers who would continue to or at least near the bitter end are Bruce Baker, Jo Collins, Janice Levinson, Rosemary Williams (English girl), Sue Williams (as 4'11" "Peanut," the girl Rooney tweaks), and Christopher Riordan, but Riordan was in
I'll Take Sweden. And Marianne Gordon, who uses her real Georgian accent as Chickie, would turn up as Mrs. Whitney in
Little Darlings. Composer Hemric, who usually is part of the BP crowd, here plays an adman. Although Meredith MacRae is long gone from the studio, her mother Sheila again plays a secretary.
Buster Keaton this time is Polynesian, as "Bwana Chickie Baby," although he does talk about "firewater" and then remark, "And I ain't even an Indian." Bobbi Shaw, as always his assistant, this time plays Khola Koku (a pun on Coca-Cola?) and has been given a dark wig and a sarong, but she still sounds Swedish with her "Yah, Yah." In
Bikini Beach, Asher's wife, Elizabeth Montgomery, voiced Lady Bug, while here she has a nonspeaking cameo at the end, as Bwana's daughter the witches' witch, ha ha.
Len Lesser plays South Dakota Slim's meaner brother, North Dakota Pete. (Presumably, if the series had continued long enough, there would've been Michigan Mike or whatever, as the parody of Minnesota Fats got more and more strained.) Lesser would have a small role in
Fireball 500.
Sig Frohlich, who managed to be both a winged monkey in
The Wizard of Oz and a callboy in
Easter Parade, here plays an adman. Shoeshine girl Victoria Carrol would appear in Elvis's
Spinout, while Michele Carey, who plays "Michele," would have a much larger role as "Bernice" in Elvis's
Live a Little, Love a Little.
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| Maybe they should've given Asher a rest and had Art Clokey direct the whole thing. |
